Found this little gem waiting in my inbox today, and I've decided to add a new category to ye olde blog, "The Peanut Gallery". The first entry comes from Long Island, NY.
Potentially and Realistically
A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between "potentially" and "realistically?'"
The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"The mother replied, "Well . . . I guess that I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!"
The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt. I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?"
The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?""Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?"
The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?"The boy replied, "Yes... Potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars.............. but realistically,......we're living with two sluts and a queer."
Sounds like the barn
Posted by: Leo | Tuesday, January 25, 2005 at 12:02 PM